What does the Quran and Hadiths say about...?
05 Dec 2023 · Topics: Islam Muslims Muhammad Featured ListsSome selected Quran and Hadith verses.
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Note that there are many translations of the Quran and few of them are honest. Most of them paraphrase, add, remove, and change words to make it seem more palpable to westerners. For example, surah 4:34 says that men can “strike” their wives, but the Clear Quran renders this “discipline them gently”. Or surah 1:157 which says that “Allah prays” (salawatun, from salat, pray), they change it to “blesses”. As the saying goes “without lies Islam dies”. If you don’t expect honesty from Islamic scholars you will usually be right.
Since the hadiths are often unnecessarily verbose, unnecessary text has been removed to cut down on the volume of text; The original Surahs and Hadiths are linked if you want to read the full text.
Adam
Adam was 60 cubits tall
…their form would be alike as one single person after the form of their father (Adam) sixty cubits tall.
1 Arabic cubit was traditionally 64 cm long, which means Adam would be 38.4 meters tall.
Allah
Allah is not a father
Surah 112:4; 18:4; 19:35, 88-93
He neither begets nor is born,
It warns those people who assert, ‘God has offspring.’
it would not befit God to have a child. He is far above that: when He decrees something, He says only, ‘Be,’ and it is.
The disbelievers say, ‘The Lord of Mercy has offspring.’ How terrible is this thing you assert: it almost causes the heavens to be torn apart, the earth to split asunder, the mountains to crumble to pieces,that they attribute offspring to the Lord of Mercy. It does not befit the Lord of Mercy [to have offspring]: there is no one in the heavens or earth who will not come to the Lord of Mercy as a servant-
Allah has no spouse
Surah 6:101
the Creator of the heavens and earth! How could He have children when He has no spouse
Muslims believe that the omnipotent one would need to have literal sex with a literal spouse in order to produce offspring. Laughable.
At the same time Surah 39:4 says:
God could have chosen any of His creation He willed for offspring
So on the one hand Allah could just “choose” a creation as his offspring, but on the other hand he would need a spouse to cproduce offspring. Neither of those are correct, and they contradict.
Allah is not the only creator
Surah 23:14
So Blessed is Allah, the Best of Creators.
Surah 37:125
Do you call upon ˹the idol of˺ Ba’l and abandon the Best of Creators—
Allah is only one creator of many. Apparently Ba’l is a competing creator. The other creators are also good, but Allah thinks that he is the best of them.
Allah is a narcissist
And none loves to be praised more than Allah does, and for this reason He praises Himself.
Allah deceives
Surah 8:43-44
Recall: Allah showing them to you in your sleep as few, for had He showed them to you as many, you would have faltered and disagreed with each other about the matter, but Allah saved (the situation). He is indeed All-Knowing of what lies within the chests. And recall: when you met, Him showing them to you as few in your eyes and making you appear fewer in their eyes, so that Allah might carry out a predetermined matter. And to Allah all matters are returned.
Allah deceived Muhammad to go into battle against a large army, making him think it was a small army. He also deceived his enemies in the same way.
Surah 4:157
and their saying, “We have surely killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah. ”In fact, they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them as if they had. And indeed, those who differed over him are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it—just following assumptions. And certainly, they did not kill him.
Allah deceived the Jews and Romans into thinking they killed Jesus. Allah is deceptive.
This is also a verse that proves Islam is historically false, for the crucifixion of Jesus is the most well documented event in ancient history.
Allah blinds people to the truth
Surah 2:7
Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and over their sight is a veil; for for them is a great punishment.
It is Allah’s fault if someone does not believe.
Allah wants people to sin
By Him in Whose Hand is my life, if you were not to commit sin, Allah would sweep you out of existence and He would replace (you by) those people who would commit sin and seek forgiveness from Allah, and He would have pardoned them.
If people didn’t sin, Allah would wipe them out and replace them with people who would sin. Who wants people to sin? God, or Satan?
Allah has predestined adultery
Allah has written for the son of Adam his inevitable share of adultery whether he is aware of it or not
Allah has fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in, and which he of necessity must commit.
Allah wants contention
Surah 2:253
Yet if Allah had willed, they would not have fought one another. But Allah does what He wills.
Disagreements and fights between religious factions is Allah’s will. He wants people to be divided and fighting.
Allah prays
Surah 2:157
Upon those are the prayers from their Lord, and mercy; and those are they (who) are the right-guided.
He it is who prays for you and His angels too, to bring you forth out of the darkness into the light, for He is merciful to the believers. … Verily, God and His angels pray for the prophet. O ye who believe! pray for him and salute him with a salutation!
[Muhammad] said, “If anyone prays once on me, Allah will pray ten times on him.’”
Whom is Allah praying to?
Allah swears by the Lord of the East and West
Surah 70:40
I swear by the Lord of the easts and the wests that We have the power
Why would Allah swear by someone else? A Lord at that? That only means this Lord is higher than Allah.
Yahweh in the Bible swear by himself, because there is no one higher. But Allah swears by someone higher.
Allah wonders
The Prophet said, “Allah wonders at those people who will enter Paradise in chains.”
Apparently there are things that surprise Allah. How could someone supposedly all-knowing wonder about anything?
Allah can not count
Surah 6:143
˹Allah has created˺ four pairs: a pair of sheep and a pair of goats
One pair of sheep and one pair of goats equals four pairs?
Allah is limited to one location
Surah 20:5
the Most Compassionate, Who is˺ established on the Throne.
Allah sits on a throne in heaven.
Allah comes down every night
Allah descends every night to the lowest heaven when one-third of the first part of the night is over (3 am) and says: I am the Lord; I am the Lord: who is there to supplicate Me so that I answer him? Who is there to beg of Me so that I grant him? Who is there to beg forgiveness from Me so that I forgive him? He continues like this till the day breaks.
Allah doesn’t know how time zones work. If he comes down every night at 3am, and leave at daybreak, in what time zone is he? It would mean that in one time zone he is descending while in another time zone he is ascending, at the same time. Therefore Allah is always somewhere in our atmosphere at all times, yet he is unable to enter our world, and he is also located on his throne? How does it work?
Allah shakes hands
The Messenger of Allah said: ‘The first person with whom Allah will shake hands will be ‘Umar…
This means Allah has physical hands the size of human hands with which he can shake hands with humans. How embarrassing for Muhammad himself that someone else gets to shake hands with Allah before him.
How many hands does Allah have?
Allah seems to have at least three hands, one left hand and two right hands.
Allah has a right and left hand
Allah, the Exalted and Glorious, would fold the Heavens on the Day of Judgment and then He would place them on His right hand and say: I am the Lord; where are the haughty and where are the proud (today)? He would fold the’ earth (placing it) on the left hand and say: I am the Lord; where are the haughty and where are the proud (today)?
Allah also has two right hands
The Prophet said: “Those who are just and fair will be with Allah, Most High, on thrones of light, at the right hand of the Most Merciful, those who are just in their rulings and in their dealings with their families and those of whom they are in charge.” Muhammad said in his Hadith: “And both of His hands are right hands.”
Allah has a face
Surah 55:27
all that remains is the Face of your Lord
Allah has eyes
Surah 20:39
…you should be reared under My watchful eye
your Lord is not one-eyed
Allah has a shin
Our Lord Allah will lay bare His Shin
Allah has a foot
Allah puts His Foot over [hellfire]
Allah was grabbed by the balls
Allah created His creation, and when He had finished it, the womb, got up and caught hold of [the loin of] Allah …
The translation hides the meaning of the Arabic, which says that the womb caught hold of the “حَقْوِ” (haqw) of Allah. Haqw means loin or groin area. This not only means that Allah has a genital area but also that he was sexually assaulted by a cunt.
Allah needs your money
Surah 2:254
Donate from what We have provided for you before the arrival of a Day when there will be no bargaining, friendship, or intercession.
Give him your money before it’s too late!
Not everyone will bow before Allah
In the Bible, Philippians 2:10-11 it says:
at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
However not everyone will be able to bow before Allah, showing that he is not the same god as the god of the Bible, and also is not worthy.
Surah 68:42
On the Day when matters become dire, they will be invited to prostrate themselves but will be prevented from doing so
Such people will try to prostrate (on the Day of Judgment) but their back swill be as stiff as if it is one bone
Allah is the servant of Muhammad
Reading the Quran and Hadiths it quickly becomes painfully obvious that Allah only exists to serve Muhammad. Whatever Muhammad wants, Allah provides.
Aisha notices
Narrated Aisha:… I said (to the Prophet), “I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires.”
Even Aisha noticed that the “revelations” that Muhammad got from Allah were suspiciously self-serving. Any time Muhammad had any wish, Allah came with a convenient revelation permitting him to go ahead. Why would the creator of the universe put in so much effort to make sure one man had every wish fulfilled? It’s almost like Muhammad only used Allah as a puppet to convince people to fulfill his desires.
Islam is all about loving Muhammad
Allah’s Messenger said, “By Him in Whose Hands my life is, none of you will have faith till he loves me more than his father and his children.
See also:
Women galore for Muhammad
Surah 33:50-51
Prophet, We have made lawful for you the wives whose bride gift you have paid, and any slaves God has assigned to you through war, and the daughters of your uncles and aunts on your father’s and mother’s sides, who migrated with you. Also any believing woman who has offered herself to the Prophet and whom the Prophet wishes to wed- this is only for you [Prophet] and not the rest of the believers…
You may make any of [your women] wait and receive any of them as you wish, but you will not be at fault if you invite one whose turn you have previously set aside…
Regular muslim men were “only” allowed to marry 4 women, but Allah made a specific rule, included in their “holy book for people of all ages”, that Muhammad, and only Muhammad, could marry as many women as he wanted, and have as many sex slaves as he wanted. And he didn’t have to follow any rules regarding visiting them. This is obviously Muhammad making up rules to benefit himself and telling people that Allah said it.
Free sex for Muhammad
It was narrated from Anas, that the Messenger of Allah had a female slave with whom he had intercourse, but ‘Aishah and Hafsah would not leave him alone until he said that she was forbidden for him. Then Allah, the Mighty and Sublime, revealed: “O Prophet! Why do you forbid (for yourself) that which Allah has allowed to you.’ until the end of the Verse.
Horndog that he was, Muhammad was not satisfied with 11 wives but started having sex with a slave girl. His wives Aisha and Hansah were upset and demanded he promise never to do it again, to which he obliged. But later Allah conveniently gave him the revelation in Surah 66:1-6 that says that Muhammad can have sex with any woman he wishes and if his wives complain about it, Allah will replace them with better wives. And he threatens them with hell for having the audacity to ask their husband to not be unfaithful. How convenient.
Dinner instructions
Surah 33:53
O believers! Do not enter the homes of the Prophet without permission ˹and if invited˺ for a meal, do not ˹come too early and˺ linger until the meal is ready. But if you are invited, then enter ˹on time˺. Once you have eaten, then go on your way, and do not stay for casual talk. Such behaviour is truly annoying to the Prophet, yet he is too shy to ask you to leave. But Allah is never shy of the truth. And when you ˹believers˺ ask his wives for something, ask them from behind a barrier. This is purer for your hearts and theirs. And it is not right for you to annoy the Messenger of Allah, nor ever marry his wives after him. This would certainly be a major offence in the sight of Allah.
Apparently Allah is even concerned about Muhammad not having to suffer the awkwardness of dismissing his dinner guests. This is obviously made up by Muhammad because he felt it too awkward to do, so he uses Allah as his puppet to order people around.
Don’t slap your tongue
the Messenger of Allah said: “Indeed Allah detests the excessive among men, who slaps his tongue around like the cow slaps his tongue.”
Why would the creator of the universe be concerned with how someone moves their tongue? This is obviously Muhammad being annoyed and using Allah as an excuse to have people stop smacking their tongues while eating.
Don’t talk nonsense with Muhammad
Surah 2: 104
Say not (to the Messenger) words of ambiguous import, but words of respect
Allah is oddly concerned with people not annoying Muhammad with unnecessary speech.
Animals
Owning a dog gives you minus points
“Whoever keeps a (pet) dog which is neither a watch dog nor a hunting dog, will get a daily deduction of two Qirat from his good deeds.”
Kill all dogs
the Messenger of Allah commanded that all dogs be killed, even small dogs.
Kill all lizards
the Prophet of Allah told us that when Ibrahim was thrown into the fire, there was no beast on earth that did not try to put it out, apart from the house lizard that blew on it. So the Messenger of Allah commanded that they should be killed.”
Angels
Angels are repelled by dogs and pictures
Allah’s Messenger said. “Angels do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture”
Apostasy
Punishment for apostasy is being stoned to death
“Whoever changes his religion, execute him.”
Contradictions
Contradicting the Bible
Who named the animals?
Surah 2:31
He taught Adam the names of all things,
In the Bible it is Adam who had the task of naming all animals.
The affliction in Egypt
Surah 2:48
the people of Pharaoh, who afflicted you with dreadful torment, slaughtering your sons and keeping your women. That was a severe test from your Lord
According to the Bible, slavery in Egypt was not a trial from God but an affliction from the Egyptians.
Seeing God
Surah 2:55
And ˹remember˺ when you said, “O Moses! We will never believe you until we see Allah with our own eyes,” so a thunderbolt struck you while you were looking on.
There is no such story in the Bible. Rather the Israelites were terrified and did not want to see God.
How many springs?
Surah 2:60
We said, “Strike the rock with your staff.” Then twelve springs gushed out
In the Bible there was only one spring.
Breaking the sabbath
Surah 2: 65,66
You know about those of you who broke the Sabbath, and so We said to them, ‘Be like apes! Be outcasts!’
God has never said sabbath breakers are apes. Breaking the sabbath was punished by death, not ostracism.
Raising dead using cow parts
Surah 2:73
We said, ‘Strike the [body] with a part of [the cow]’: thus God brings the dead to life and shows His signs so that you may understand.
Israelites are instructed to use parts of a cow carcass to resurrect the dead.
Contradicting the Quran
Surah 4:82
Do they not then reflect on the Quran? Had it been from anyone other than Allah, they would have certainly found in it many inconsistencies.
If the Quran is from Allah, there should be no contradictions.
Allah both could and could not have offspring
Surah 6:101 says Allah could not have offspring unless he had a spouse while Surah 39:4 says Allah could just choose any creation as his offspring.
Who forgives sins?
Surah 3:135
They are those who, upon committing an evil deed or wronging themselves, remember Allah and seek forgiveness for their sins—and who forgives sins except Allah?
Only Allah forgives sins.
Surah 46:31
Our people, respond to the one who calls you to God. Believe in Him: He will forgive you your sins and protect you from a painful torment.’
Muhammad also forgives sins.
How long did it take Allah to create the world?
Was it 6 days or 8 days?
Surah 10:3 says Allah created the heavens and the earth in 6 days.
Surely your Lord is Allah Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days,…
Surah 41:9-12 says Allah created the heavens and the earth in 8 days. 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.
Ask ˹them, O Prophet˺, “How can you disbelieve in the One Who created the earth in two Days? And how can you set up equals with Him? That is the Lord of all worlds. He placed on the earth firm mountains, standing high, showered His blessings upon it, and ordained ˹all˺ its means of sustenance—totaling four Days exactly —for all who ask. … So He formed the heaven into seven heavens in two Days, assigning to each its mandate. …
Muhammad did and did not do miracles
In Surah 6:37; 6:109; 13:7; 17:59; 20:20 it says that Muhammad never did any miracles. But in Sahih al Bukhari 3637 it says that he DID do a miracle.
Are people ransomed from hell or not.
The Quran says there will be no ransoms whatsoever on judgment day. But one Hadith says muslims will be ransomed from hell by Christians and Jews taking their places in hell..
Jews are favoured. Not.
Surah 2:47
Children of Israel, remember how I blessed you and favoured you over other people.
…”The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. “O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.”
Jews are favoured by Allah, but Islam has as a main goal to kill all Jews.
Wine is from Satan but is served in paradise
Surah 5:90
O you who believe! Wine, gambling, altars and divining arrows are filth, made up by Satan. Therefore, refrain from it, so that you may be successful.
Surah 83:22-26
Surely the virtuous will be in bliss, ˹seated˺ on ˹canopied˺ couches, gazing around. You will recognize on their faces the glow of delight. They will be given a drink of sealed, pure wine, whose last sip will smell like musk. So let whoever aspires to this strive ˹diligently˺.
Why does Allah in Paradise serve a drink that is “filth made up by Satan”?
See also Surah 37:43-46; 47:15
Customs
Funeral wailing tortures the deceased
The Prophet said, “The deceased is tortured in his grave for bewailing over him.”
Errors
Historical and factual errors
Jews think Ezra is the son of Allah
Surah 9:30
The Jews say, “Ezra is the son of Allah,” …
This is false. No Jews have ever claimed that Ezra is the son of God. Is it Allah or Muhammad who is ignorant of this fact?
Christians worship Mary
Surah 5:116
And ˹on Judgment Day˺ Allah will say, “O Jesus, son of Mary! Did you ever ask the people to worship you and your mother as gods besides Allah?”…
Christians don’t worship Mary. But Allah doesn’t know this.
Mary the mother of Jesus is the brother of Aaron
Surah 19:27-28
Then she returned to her people, carrying him [Jesus]. They said ˹in shock˺, “O Mary! You have certainly done a horrible thing! O sister of Aaron! Your father was not an indecent man, nor was your mother unchaste.”
Surah 66:12
Mary, daughter of Imran.
See also Surah 3:35-36.
- Mary the mother of Jesus lived Judaea/Galilee.
- Mariam the sister of Aaron and daughter of Imran (Amram) lived in Egypt/Sinai.
- Mary lived ca 1st century B.C./A.D.
- Mariam lived ca 1400-1500 B.C. one and a half millenium earlier.
- Mary was of the tribe of Judah.
- Mariam was of the tribe of Levi.
- Mary’s father was probably named Joachim.
- Mariam father was named Amram.
These are two totally different people, and the author of the Quran is so ignorant that he mixes them up and thinks they’re the same people.
Pharao ordered Haman to build the Tower of Babel
Surah 40:36
Pharaoh ordered, “O Hamân! Build me a high tower so I may reach the pathways leading up to the heavens and look for the God of Moses, although I am sure he is a liar.” …
The Pharao was the king of Egypt. Haman was an Amalekite man, an enemy of Israel, who lived in the Persian empire in the 5th century BC, a thousand years later. And the Tower of Babel was built on the plains of Mesopotamia in the 24th century BC, almost a thousand years before. This is the worst imaginable mishmash of stories and characters picked from a time frame of two thousand years.
Pharao threatened people with crucifixion
Surah 7:123-124
Pharaoh threatened, … “I will certainly cut off your hands and feet on opposite sides, then crucify you all.”
Crucifixion was never used by ancient Egypt, and did not become a common form of execution by the Romans in the 6th century BC.
See also:
- Surah 20:71
- Surah 25:49
The Israelites were misled by a Samaritan
Surah 20:85
Allah responded, “We have indeed tested your people in your absence, and the Samaritan has led them astray.
The Samaritan people did not exist until at least a thousand years after the event where the Israelites were misled into worshipping the golden calf.
Jesus was not crucified
Surah 4:157
and their saying, “We have surely killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah. ”In fact, they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them as if they had. And indeed, those who differed over him are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it—just following assumptions. And certainly, they did not kill him.
That Jesus was crucified by order of the Roman Prefect Pontius Pilate is subject to “almost universal assent” among scholars. Lightfoot Professor of Divinity James Dunn stated that the fact of the baptism and crucifixion of Jesus “rank so high on the ‘almost impossible to doubt or deny’ scale of historical facts, they are obvious starting points for an attempt to clarify the what and why of Jesus’ mission.” Atheist scholar Bart Ehrman says “Nearly all critical scholars agree at least on those points about the historical Jesus.”
In other words, the Quran is historically false.
No one was named John before John the Baptist
Surah 19:7
“O Zachariah! Indeed, We give you the good news of a son, whose name will be John—a name We have not given to anyone before.”
John is not a unique name. in fact it was one of the most popular names in the first century. There are at least 5 people in the New testament named John. The Hebrew equivalent of the name John is “Johanan” and “Jehohanan”, which means “Yahweh is gracious.” There are at least 17 persons in the old testament with this name, for a total of 22 people in the whole Bible. So Allah and the Quran are wrong that John was the first one with this name.
Hell
Murder victims go to hell
When two Muslims fight (meet) each other with their swords, both the murderer as well as the murdered will go to the Hell-fire.
All people go to hell
Surah 19:71
There is not one of you but shall pass by Hell. This is a decree which your Lord will fulfil.
So apparently all people, including all Muslims, will go to hell. It’s up to the iffy and contradictory means of salvation that anyone would get out of there.
Hygiene, health and food
There’s a surprising amount of rules about urinating. If your religion micromanages how you piss, you’re in a cult.
See also Muhammad and hygiene.
Muslims aren’t allowed to urinate standing
… ‘Umar said: “The Messenger of Allah saw me urinating while standing, and he said: ‘O ‘Umar, do not urinate standing up.’ So I never urinated whilst standing after that.”
Muslims aren’t allowed to urinate in water
…The Messenger of Allah forbade urinating into standing water.
So it seems our Muslim brothers can not urinate into a water toilet, especially not standing up.
Also:
Muslims aren’t allowed to urinate in holes
The Prophet prohibited to urinate in a hole. Qatadah (a narrator) was asked about the reason for the disapproval of urinating in a hole. He replied: It is said that these (holes) are the habitats of the jinn.
You don’t want to piss of the jinn.
Muslims aren’t allowed to urinate towards the qibla
“The Messenger of Allah forbade facing the Qiblah when urinating. “
Dogs would urinate in the mosque and no one would clean it up
And narrated Hamza bin ‘Abdullah: My father said. “During the lifetime of Allah’s Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques (come and go), nevertheless they never used to sprinkle water on it (urine of the dog.)”
Don’t come to mosque with garlic breath
Narrated Abdul Aziz: It was said to Anas “What did you hear the Prophet saying about garlic?” Anas replied, “Whoever has eaten (garlic) should not approach our mosque.”
Don’t sleep on your stomach
“The Messenger of Allah found me sleeping in the masjid on my stomach. He nudged me with his foot and said: ‘Why are you sleeping like this? This is a kind of sleep that Allah dislikes,’ or ‘that Allah hates.’”
Wigs are forbidden
A woman came to the Prophet and said: “O Messenger of Allah! I have a daughter who had an attack of small pox and her hair fell off. Now I want to celebrate her marriage. Can I get her a wig?” Thereupon the Prophet said, “Allah has cursed the maker and wearer of a wig.”
Letting that poor girl go to her wedding bald, just because he had a weird thing about wigs and an obsession with micromanaging the minutiae of everyone’s lives.
See also:
Fevers cleanses sins
“Do not revile fever, for it cleanses out the sins of the sons of Adam in the same way that a furnace removes the dirt of iron.”
Muslims should dip flies in their drinks
The Prophet said “If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink) and take it out, for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.”
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Islam
Islam is a strange serpent receding into its hole
the Messenger of Allah observed: Verily Islam started as something strange and it would again revert (to its old position) of being strange just as it started, and it would recede between the two mosques just as the serpent crawls back into its hole.
If he was a prophet then let’s hope this prophecy comes true at least.
Kissing the stone is idolatry
Umar came near the Black Stone and kissed it and said “No doubt, I know that you are a stone and can neither benefit anyone nor harm anyone. Had I not seen Allah’s Messenger kissing you I would not have kissed you.”
Even Umar recognized that kissing the black stone was a pointless act of idolatry, but he only did so because Muhammad did so.
Islam means following Muhammad
Surah 4:65
But no! By your Lord, they will never be ˹true˺ believers until they accept you ˹O Prophet˺ as the judge in their disputes, and find no resistance within themselves against your decision and submit wholeheartedly.
Jesus Christ
What Islam teaches about Jesus varies. Some things are more or less accurate, but many things are false, antichristian and blasphemous.
Jesus was not crucified
Surah 4:157
and their saying, “We have surely killed the Messiah, Jesus, son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah. ”In fact, they did not kill him, nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them as if they had. And indeed, those who differed over him are in doubt about it. They have no knowledge of it—just following assumptions. And certainly, they did not kill him.
This is probably the most damning verse in the Quran, because it not only goes against the Bible and the testimony of documented history, proving that Islam is factually false and a lie, but it also leads billions of people away from salvation.
King of kings
The Prophet said, “The most disgraceful man near Allah is a man who calls himself (or likes others to call him) Malikul-Amlak (i.e., king of kings).”
Allah seemingly dislikes the King of Kinfs. But Jesus Christ is called “The King of Kings”, a title that only belongs to God. So if Muslims respect Jesus they must respect his divine title.
Will judge mankind
Allah’s Messenger said, “By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, surely Jesus, the son of Mary will soon descend amongst you and will judge mankind justly as a Just Ruler.
Last I checked, only God can judge humanity. Why don’t Muslims follow the future king and judge of mankind?
Is alive in heaven with Allah
Surah 3:55
Allah said, “O Jesus! I will take you1 and raise you up to Myself. I will deliver you from those who disbelieve, and elevate your followers above the disbelievers until the Day of Judgment.
Surah 4:157-158
Rather, Allah raised him (Jesus) up to Himself. And Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.
Jews
The verse Muslims use to lie that Islam is peaceful
Surah 5:32
That is why We ordained for the Children of Israel that whoever takes a life—unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land—it will be as if they killed all of humanity; and whoever saves a life, it will be as if they saved all of humanity. ˹Although˺ Our messengers already came to them with clear proofs, many of them still transgressed afterwards through the land.
This verse is often quoted by Muslims doing Taqqiya to say that Islam is peaceful. But as you can see, it is a command directed to the people of Israel, not Muslims.
It is a quotation from the Talmud. So the Quran is actually saying that the commentary by a rabbi in the Talmud is “revelation from Allah.”
Also notice that this command has the stipulation “unless as a punishment for murder or mischief in the land”, meaning that Jews had the right of capital punishment for those spreading mischief in the land. But in other cases, killing one would be like killing all.
And what “land” is it talking about? Well, the land of the Jews, Israel, or Palestine as it was later renamed.
So according to the Quran, the Jews has the right to execute capital punishment on those spreading mischief in the land of Israel.
But wait, it gets better. The next verse is what applies to Muslims:
Surah 5:33
Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and spread mischief in the land is death, crucifixion, cutting off their hands and feet on opposite sides, or exile from the land. This ˹penalty˺ is a disgrace for them in this world, and they will suffer a tremendous punishment in the Hereafter.
This is directed to Muslims, how to deal with those who “who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and spread mischief in the land”. The Muslims are to kill, crucify, dismember and exile people. And after they die, Allah sends them to hell.”
Islam’s Final Solution to the Jewish Question
…”The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. “O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.”
Jihad
See also Violence and Muhammad and violence.
The goal of Islam
Allah’s Messenger said: “I have been ordered (by Allah) to fight against the people until they testify that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that Muhammad is Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ), and offer the prayers perfectly and give the obligatory charity, so if they perform that, then they save their lives and property from me except for Islamic laws and then their reckoning (accounts) will be done by Allah.”
The second best deed
Allah’s Messenger was asked, “What is the best deed?” He replied, “To believe in Allah and His Apostle (Muhammad). The questioner then asked, “What is the next in goodness? He replied, “To participate in Jihad (religious fighting) in Allah’s Cause.”
Jihadis are rewarded
The Prophet said, “The person who participates in (Holy battles) in Allah’s cause and nothing compels him to do so except belief in Allah and His Apostles, will be recompensed by Allah either with a reward, or booty (if he survives) or will be admitted to Paradise (if he is killed in the battle as a martyr).
Jizya
Jizya is a tax that Islam demands from Jews and Christians in exchange for not killing them.
Surah 9:29
Fight those of the People of the Book who do not [truly] believe in God and the Last Day, who do not forbid what God and His Messenger have forbidden, who do not obey the rule of justice,until they pay the [jizya] tax and agree to submit.
…If they refuse to accept Islam, demand from them the Jizya. If they agree to pay, accept it from them and hold off your hands. If they refuse to pay the tax, seek Allah’s help and fight them.…
This is the future of your country if you invite Islam: They will sooner or later take over, and if you do not join their ideology, you will have to pay a tax to them. And if you refuse to pay them, they will kill you.
Even stones will help jihadists to kill Jews
…”The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. “O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.”
Muslims can indiscriminately kill innocent civilians
The Prophet … was asked whether it was permissible to attack the pagan warriors at night with the probability of exposing their women and children to danger. The Prophet replied, “They (i.e. women and children) are from them (i.e. pagans).” I also heard the Prophet saying, “The institution of Hima (sanctuary) is invalid except for Allah and His Apostle.”
So his men, having a shred of humanity, asked about the possibility of killing non-combatant women and children. Muhammad said that it doesn’t matter, they’re all the same, so it’s ok to kill innocent civilians. No mercy.
“Hima”
In the context of warfare in Islamic teachings, the term “hima” is sometimes used to denote a protected zone or area during times of conflict. It signifies a space where civilians and their property are safeguarded from harm. The Prophet Muhammad emphasized the importance of protecting Muslim non-combatants, including women, children, and the elderly, and avoiding unnecessary destruction during warfare. As pointed out in Sahih al-Bukhari 3012, Hima is invalid for non-Muslims though. Muslims do not need to care about innocent bystanders but can just go on killing women and children indiscriminately.
Fight until unbelievers convert
…[Muhammad] said: ‘I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: ‘None has the right to be worshipped but Allah, ‘ and whoever said, ‘None has the right to be worshipped but Allah’, Allah will save his property and his life from me…
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Lying
You can break an oath if you have a better alternative
The Messenger of Allah said, “When you swear an oath and consider something else to be better than it, make expiation for your oath and do the thing that is better.”
Islam is based on lies and dishonesty.
Minutiae
Islam really obsesses about completely ridiculous everyday minutiae, as if God would care. Controlling your everyday behavior is a big red flag for a manipulative cult. Here are some of the most ridiculous examples.
How to breathe while drinking
“When anyone of you drinks, let him not breathe into the vessel. If he wants to continue drinking, let him move the vessel away (in order to breathe) then bring it back, if he wants.”
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Don’t hold your penis with the right hand
None of you should hold your penis with his right hand while urinating
Don’t wear only one shoe
None of you should walk wearing one shoe; you should either wear them both or take them off both.
Don’t tie your shoe while standing
The Messenger of Allah forbade a person tying up his shoe while standing
Don’t make pictures
The Messenger of Allah said, “Those who draw pictures will be punished on the Day of Resurrection
I heard the Messenger of Allah saying, “Every painter will go to Hell, and for every portrait he has made, there will be appointed one who will chastise him in the Hell.”
Don’t throw pebbles
The Prophet forbade throwing small pebbles
How to do your toilet
God’s messenger forbade us to face the qibla when easing ourselves or passing water, or to wipe ourselves with the right hand, or to wipe ourselves with less than three stones, or to wipe ourselves with dung or bone.
Muhammad
Things that Muhammad did.
Muhammad’s appearance
What did he look like?
Muhammad was very average looking
The Messenger of Allah was not very tall nor was he [very] short, nor was he pale white, nor was he brown, nor was the wave of his hair completely curly nor straight…
Muhammad had a gap tooth
Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 15
Allah’s Messenger had a gap between the medial pair of teeth. When he spoke, it seemed as if light were emerging from between his middle teeth.”
Muhammad was white
Sa’id al-Jariri quoted Abu al-Tufail as saying: I saw the Messenger of Allah. I asked: How did you see him? He said: He was white, good-looking, and when he walked, it looked as if he was descending to a low ground.
Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 12
Abu Huraira … said: “Allah’s Messenger … was white, as if he were fashioned from silver, with loosely curled hair.”
Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 14
He was white, handsome, of medium size.”
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Muhammad used mascara and eyeliner
Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 50
Ibn ‘Abbas reported that the Prophet said (Allah bless him and give him peace): “Color the edges of the eyelids with antimony [ithmid], for it clears the vision and makes the eyelashes grow!” He also maintained that the Prophet (Allah bless him and give him peace) had a kohl jar from which he used to apply kohl to his eyelashes every night, three times in this [eye],and three times in that.
Muhammad ordained that his followers ought to follow his example and use heavy mascara and eyeliner. He retouched his make-up three times a day. Muhammad also gave make-up tips, saying the best brands were made of antimony, saying that it made his eyes pop like firecrackers!
See also:
- Sunan Abi Dawud 3878, 4061
- Sunan Ibn Majah 3495, 3496, 3497
- Sunan an-Nasa’i 5113
- Mishkat al-Masabih 4472, 4473
- Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 51, 52, 53, 54
- Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2048
Muhammad had a tooth knocked out
The face of the Prophet [was] wounded and one of his front teeth [wa]s broken
Muhammad was a transvestite
Sahih al-Bukhari 2581 tells a story about how people only came with gifts and requesting revelations of Muhammad on the days he was staying in Alisha’s house. They did this because they knew Aisha was his favorite wife and perhaps he was in a good mood while he was sexually assaulting his child bride. In any case his other wives complained that Aisha was favoured and wanted people to come with gifts when Muhammad was with them too. But Muhammad explains the reason why people only come to him in Aishas house:
the revelation does not come to me while I am in the garment of another woman except Aisha.
Allah will not give Muhammad any revelations unless he is cross dressing in Aisha’s clothes.
Note that Sunnah.com often adds to and changes translations that are too embarrassing, so they have changed the English translation here to read “beds” rather than “woman’s garment”. But the Arabic is “لاَ تُؤْذِينِي فِي عَائِشَةَ، فَإِنَّ الْوَحْىَ لَمْ يَأْتِنِي، وَأَنَا فِي ثَوْبِ امْرَأَةٍ إِلاَّ عَائِشَةَ ” where the words “ ثَوْبِ امْرَأَةٍ” means “women’s dress”, not “bed”. But this kind of deception is to be expected because without lies Islam dies.
Muhammad’s character
Muhammad was a copycat
The Prophet used to copy the people of the Scriptures in matters in which there was no order from Allah.
Muhammad cursed an orphan girl to die young
Anas b. Malik reported that there was an orphan girl with Umm Sulaim (who was the mother of Anas). Allah’s Messenger saw that orphan girl and said: O, it is you; you have grown young. May you not advance in years! That slave-girl returned to Umm Sulaim weeping. Umm Sulaim said: O daughter, what is the matter with you? She said: Allah’s Apostle has invoked curse upon me that I should not grow in age and thus I would never grow in age…
The Bible says that being kind and help orphans in their need is pure and undefiled worship. (James 1:27)
Even Surah 93:9 says “so as for the orphan, do not oppress them”. But Muhammad curses this orphan girl to die young. A young girl, with no mother or father, who is a slave, this girl already has a tough life and Muhammad decides to break her heart and psychologically traumatize her. When asked why, he smiles and says it doesn’t matter because she’ll go to paradise when she dies anyway. Sick and twisted.
Muhammad did not like poetry
The Prophet said, “It is better for a man to fill the inside of his body with pus than to fill it with poetry.”
Muhammad was a hypocrite
“The Messenger of Allah forbade facing the Qiblah when urinating. But I saw him, one year before he died, facing the Qiblah (while urinating).”
Muhammad almost caused a famine
It was narrated from ‘Aisha that the Prophet heard some sounds and said: “What is this noise?” They said: “Palm trees that are being pollinated.” He said: “If they did not do that it would be better.” So they did not pollinate them that year, and the dates did not mature properly. they mentioned that to the Prophet and he said: “If it is one of the matters of your religion, then refer to me.”
Muhammad’s incompetence caused the harvest to almost fail, yet he had the gall to tell people to consult him.
Muhammad probably stole a red velvet cloth
Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas: The verse “And no Prophet could (ever) be false to his trust” was revealed about a red velvet. When it was found missing on the day of Badr, some people said; Perhaps the Messenger of Allah has taken it. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down “And no prophet could (ever) be false to his trust” to the end of the verse.
After the battle of Badr, the Muslims were dividing up the spoil, and apparently a piece of red velvet cloth was missing. The immediate suspicion of the other Muslim was that Muhammad had stolen it.
You have to wonder why rather than being beyond suspicion, Muhammad was the very first suspect when something was missing?
So to defend himself, Muhammad Allah revealed the verse Surah 3:161:
It is inconceivable that a prophet would ever dishonestly take something from the battle gains. Anyone who does so will carry it with him on the Day of Resurrection, when each soul will be fully repaid for what it has done: no one will be wronged.
So essentially Muhammad Allah says “No, Muhammad is innocent. Trust me bro.” But the same all-knowing Allah was unable to point out who the real thief was? That not only did not solve the problem, but rather makes Muhammad look more suspicious.
Adding to the mystique is the fact that the verse says “Anyone who does so will carry it with him on the Day of Resurrection, when each soul will be fully repaid for what it has done”. Why does the verse say that the thief would carry the red velvet clothing with him until judgment day?
The same person, Abdullah ibn Abbas, who told is of how everyone suspected Muhammed of stealing the red velvet piece of clothing, also tells us this:
Ibn Abbas narrated: “A red velvet cloth was placed in the grave of the Prophet.”
I guess Abdullah Ibn Abbas had his suspicions, since he told both stories of how everyone thought Muhammad stole a red velvet cloak, and gives the detail that Muhammad was buried on top of a red velvet cloak. Is it the same cloak? We’ll just have to see if Muhammad “will carry it with him on the Day of Resurrection.”
Also Ash-Shama’il Al-Muhammadiyah 3 says Muhammad liked to dress in red, so there’s that.
Muhammad killed puppies
the Messenger of Allah commanded that all dogs be killed, even small dogs.
Muhammad was a tough guy
Had I not found it difficult for my followers, then I would not remain behind any sariya going for Jihad and I would have loved to be martyred in Allah’s cause and then made alive, and then martyred and then made alive, and then again martyred in His cause.”
Sure, Moe, if it weren’t for the people needing their cult leader, you would have jumped right into the fray, over and over, rather than sending others to their death. You’re so tough!
Muhammad used to be a pagan
Muhammad sacrificed to pagan gods
Allah’s Messenger said that he met Zaid bin Amr Nufail at a place near Baldah and this had happened before Allah’s Messenger received the Divine Inspiration. Allah’s Messenger presented a dish of meat to Zaid bin Amr, but Zaid refused to eat of it and then said, “I do not eat of what you slaughter on your stonealtars nor do I eat except that on which Allah’s Name has been mentioned on slaughtering.”
Zaid ibn Amr Nufayl (died 605) was a monotheist who lived in Mecca shortly before Islam. Muhammad had just come back from sacrificing an animal to the pagan idols, and offered some of the meat to Zaid. Zaid refused, saying he would not eat anything sacrificed to false gods.
Muhammad’s family
Muhammad would not provide more than one garment each to his wives
Narrated ‘Aisha: None of us had more than a single garment and we used to have our menses while wearing it. Whenever it got soiled with blood of menses we used to apply saliva to the blood spot and rub off the blood with our nails.
When they had menstrual blood stain their garments they would have to clean them with spit.
A wife of Muhammad used a dish to catch yellow menstrual discharge while praying
Narrated ‘Aisha: “One of the wives of Allah’s Messenger joined him in I’tikaf and she noticed blood and yellowish discharge (from her private parts) and put a dish under her when she prayed.”
Muhammad daughter Fatima was denied an inheritance
Instead they had to go to Abu Bakr to get what they needed to survive as a charity.
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu’minin: Fatimah was demanding (the property of) sadaqah of the Messenger of Allah at Medina and Fadak, and what remained from the fifth of Khaybar. Aisha quoted AbuBakr as saying: The Messenger of Allah said: We are not inherited; whatever we leave is sadaqah (charity). The family of Muhammad will eat from this property, that is, from the property of Allah. They will not take more then their sustenance.
The wives of Muhammad were also denied an inheritance.
Narrated ‘Aishah: When the Messenger of Allah died, the wives of the Prophet intended to send ‘Uthman b. ‘Affan to Abu Bakr to ask him their cost of living from (the inheritance of) the Prophet . Thereupon ‘Aishah said: Did not the Messenger of Allah say: We are not inherited. Whatever we leave is sadaqah (charity).
The wives of Muhammad were denied remarriage
Surah 33:53
And it is not right for you to annoy the Messenger of Allah, nor ever marry his wives after him. This would certainly be a major offence in the sight of Allah.
In the ancient world marriage meant protection for a woman. Being left a widow was very negative. Also being left childless like Aisha was, meant she didn’t even have, nor could she ever get children to help her in her old age. Muhammad was really selfish and heartless to leave his wives to fend for themselves just because of his own insecurities.
The parents of Muhammad are in hell
Abu Huraira reported: The Apostle of Allah visited the grave of his mother and he wept, and moved others around him to tears, and said: I sought permission from my Lord to beg forgiveness for her but it was not granted to me, and I sought permission to visit her grave and it was granted to me so visit the graves, for that makes you mindful of death.
Muhammad was not allowed to ask forgiveness for his mother, meaning Allah will not forgive her, meaning she is in hell.
Anas said : A man asked : where is my father, Messenger of Allah? He replied! Your father is in Hell. When he turned his back, he said : My father and your father are in Hell.
Muhammad’s father is in hell.
Muhammad and hygiene
Muhammad told his followers to drink sewer water
Narrated AbuSa’id al-Khudri: I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah : Water is brought for you from the well of Buda’ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything…
“We came to a pond in which there was the carcass of a donkey, so we refrained from using the water until the Messenger of Allah came to us and said: ‘Water is not made impure by anything.’ Then we drank from it and gave it to our animals to drink, and we carried some with us.”
To say that water is not defiled by anything, not even the rotting corpses of dogs and donkeys, menstrual waste products and literal feces is insane and unscientific. This unhygienic idea has probably cost the lives of untold numbers of people throughout history.
Muhammad gargled with dick water
Water was placed for the ablution of Allah’s Messenger after Janaba. He poured water with his right hand over his left twice or thrice and then washed his private parts and rubbed his hand on the earth or on a wall twice or thrice and then rinsed his mouth, washed his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out…
Notice that after washing his private parts he uses the same water to rinse his mouth and nose.
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Muhammad had sex with 11 wives but only took one bath
“I put out water for the Messenger of Allah for a bath, and he had a bath after going to all of his wives in one night.”
(Muhammad had 11 wives at the same time)
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Muhammad told his followers to lick each other’s hands
Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas: The Prophet said, ‘When you eat, do not wipe your hands till you have licked it, or had it licked by somebody else.”
Muhammad spit three times in a man’s wound
I saw the trace of a wound in Salama’s leg. I said to him, “O Abu Muslim! What is this wound?” He said, “This was inflicted on me on the day of Khaibar and the people said, ‘Salama has been wounded.’ Then I went to the Prophet and he puffed his saliva in the wound thrice., and since then I have not had any pain in it till this hour.”
Muhammad believed spit mixed with dirt could cure illnesses
Narrated ‘Aisha: The Prophet used to say to the patient, “In the Name of Allah The earth of our land and the saliva of some of us cure our patient.”
Muhammad tried to heal himself by blowing raspberries
She said that when the Prophet had a complaint he would blow on himself, ejecting saliva, reciting the Mu’awwidhah, and wipe himself with his hand. She said, “When he suffered from the pain of which he died, I would blow on him ejecting saliva and recite the Mu’awwidhat as he did, and would take the Prophet’s hand to wipe him.”
Muhammad spat in the mouth of a newborn child
I conceived ‘Abdullah bin AzZubair at Mecca and went out (of Mecca) while I was about to give birth. I came to Medina and encamped at Quba’, and gave birth at Quba’. Then I brought the child to Allah’s Messenger and placed it (on his lap). He asked for a date, chewed it, and put his saliva in the mouth of the child. So the first thing to enter its stomach was the saliva of Allah’s Messenger
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Muhammad exhumed a dead man and spat in his mouth
Jabir reported Allah’s Apostle came to the grave of ‘Abdullah b. Ubayy, brought him out from that, placed him on his knee and put his saliva in his mouth and shrouded him in his own shirt and Allah knows best.
Muhammad urinated squatting
Whoever tells you that the Messenger of Allah urinated standing up, do not believe him, for he would not urinate except while squatting.”
Muhammad urinated standing
Narrated Hudhaifa: I saw Allah’s Messenger coming to the dumps of some people and urinated there while standing.
It seems that Hudhaifa contradicts Aisha and that Muhammad didn’t practice what he taught and other Hadiths also contradict.
Muhammad urinated in some weird way
It was narrated that Ibn ‘Abbas said: “The Messenger of Allah turned towards a mountain pass and urinated, until I took pity on him because of the way he parted his legs when he urinated.”
Why do Muslims consider such information important for their religion?
Muhammad told people to drink camel urine
Anas told that some people of ‘Ukl who had come to the Prophet and accepted Islam found Medina unhealthy, so he ordered them to go to the camels of the sadaqa and drink some of their urine…
He later tortured these people to death.
Muhammad wore semen encrusted clothes
I used to rub off the semen from the clothes of the Messenger of Allah. He would would pray in it.
Incase I (Aisha) found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah dried up, I scraped it off with my nails.
I can imagine this poor girl walking after this old man, rubbing dried up semen stains out of his clothes with her finger nail while he’s on his way to the mosque.
See also:
- Sunnan Abu Dawud 371
- Sunnan Abu Dawud 373
- Sahih al Bukhari 230
- Sahih al Bukhari 231
- Sahih al Bukhari 232
- Sahih al Bukhari 229
- Sahih Muslim 290 (scraping it off with the nail)
Muhammad scraped off encrusted snot
The Messenger of Allah saw spittle or snot or sputum, sticking to the wall towards Qiblah and scratched it off.
Muhammad’s mental health
Muhammad was delusional
Magic was worked on the Prophet so that he began to fancy that he was doing a thing which he was not actually doing. One day he invoked (Allah) for a long period and then said, “I feel that Allah has inspired me as how to cure myself. Two persons came to me (in my dream) and sat, one by my head and the other by my feet. One of them asked the other, “What is the ailment of this man?” The other replied, ‘He has been bewitched”…
Sahih Al Bukhari 5765 provides more detail:
Magic was worked on Allah’s Messenger so that he used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not…
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Muhammad was suicidal
…the Prophet became so sad as we have heard that he intended several times to throw himself from the tops of high mountains and every time he went up the top of a mountain in order to throw himself down, Gabriel would appear before him and say, “O Muhammad! You are indeed Allah’s Messenger in truth” whereupon his heart would become quiet and he would calm down and would return home. And whenever the period of the coming of the inspiration used to become long, he would do as before, but when he used to reach the top of a mountain, Gabriel would appear before him and say to him what he had said before.
Muhammad was paranoid, accusing a child of being a supervillain
The Dajjal is an evil figure in Islamic eschatology who will pretend to be the promised Messiah and later claim to be God, appearing before the Day of Judgment according to the Islamic eschatological narrative. Muhammad harassed, stalked, and spread rumors about a young boy, saying he was this Dajjal, making him depressed and suicidal.
Sahih Muslim 2930 a, 2931, 169 d
[Muhammad went] to Ibn Sayyad … he found him playing with children … Allah’s Messenger struck his back with his hands. Allah’s Messenger said: Ibn Sayyad, don’t you bear witness that I am the messenger of Allah? Ibn Sayyad looked toward him and he said: I bear witness to the fact that you [are] the messenger of the unlettered. … ‘Umar b. Khattab said: Allah’s Messenger, permit me that I should [behead him]. Thereupon Allah’s Messenger said: If he is the same (Dajjal) who would appear near the Last Hour, you would not be able to overpower him, and if he is not that there is no good for you to kill him.
There was some back and forth banter. But since this boy didn’t play along with Muhammad’s delusions, Muhammad insinuated that he is the Dajjal.
after some time Allah’s Messenger … went towards the palm trees where Ibn Sayyad was. When [he] went near the tree he hid himself behind a tree with the intention of hearing something from Ibn sayyad before Ibn Sayyad could see him, but Allah’s Messenger saw him on a bed with a blanket around him … and Ibn Sayyad’s mother saw Allah’s Messenger behind the trunk of the palm tree. She said … here is Muhammad. Thereupon Ibn Sayyad jumped up …
So Muhammed is actually stalking a sleeping young boy, trying to eavesdrop to confirm his suspicion that this boy is a supervillain.
then [Muhammad] made a mention of the Dajjal and said: …(the Dajjal) is one-eyed and Allah, the Exalted and Glorious, is not one-eyed.…
It would appear that perhaps Ibn Saiyad was one-eyed, because suddenly Muhammad starts spreading a rumour that the Dajjal is one-eyes, and for the rest of his life, Ibn Saiyad had to live with this rumour. Because of this, the boy grew up to be depressed and suicidal.
…lbn Saiyad was along with us. … I felt terribly frightend from him as it was said about him that he was the Dajjal. He brought his goods and placed them by my luggage and I said: It is intense heat. Would you not place that under that tree? And he did that. Then there appeared before us a flock of sheep. He went and brought a cup of milk and said: Abu Said, drink that. I said it is intense heat and the milk is also hot (whereas the fact was) that I did not like to drink from his hands or to take it from his hand and he said: Abu Said, I think that I should take a rope and suspend it by the tree and then commit suicide because of the talks of the people…
Abu Said, like most people, were afraid of Ibn Saiyad because of the rumor started by Muhammad, so he tried to avoid him. Ibn Saiyad, having been ostracized like that his whole life said that it made him want to hang himself.
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Muhammad was posessed by Satan
I said: “Don’t you have a Shaitan?” He said: “Yes, but Allah helped me with him, so he submitted.”
Muhammad believed he had a wrestling match with Satan
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, “Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him. No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him. Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, ‘My Lord ! Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.’ Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down (humiliated).”
Muhammad was commanded by Satan
Allah’s Messenger said: There is none amongst you with whom is not an attache from amongst the jinn (devil). They (the Companions) said: Allah’s Messenger, with you too? Thereupon he said: Yes, but Allah helps me against him and so I am safe from his hand and he does not command me but for good.
Even if Satan only commands Muhammad for good, it still means Muhammad is commanded by Satan.
Muhammad’s miracles
Muhammad did NOT perform miracles
Surah 6:109
And they swore by Allah their most solemn oaths that if a sign were to come to them, they would believe in it. Say, “Signs are only with Allah,” but how do you know that even if it did come, they would still not believe?
Surah 17:59
And nothing prevented Us from sending miraculous signs except that the ancients disbelieved in them. ….
People didn’t believe Muhammad was a prophet because true prophets of God were accompanied by signs and miracles. They asked for a sign, any signs, and swore that if they got it they would believe, but Allah/Muhammad gives the excuse that they would not believe anyway.
Also:
- Surah 6:37
- Surah 13:7
- Surah 20:20
Muhammad DID perform miracles
…The Meccan people requested Allah’s Messenger to show them a miracle, and so he showed them the splitting of the moon.
So which is it? Muhammad never did any miracles, or Muhammad did miracles? This is a contradiction.
Muhammad and sex
Mohammed was a pedophile
“The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six, and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.”
Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah’s Messenger used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for ‘Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fath-ul-Bari page 143, Vol.13)
Aisha, the favorite wife of Muhammad, was 6 years old when Muhammad married her, and he had sex with their when she was only 9 years old. She was prepubescent, still playing with dolls together with her playmates. Dolls are usually forbidden but we’re allowed for Aisha since she was a “little girl” so young that normal Islamic rules didn’t yet apply to her.
See also:
- Sahih al Bukhari 3896
- Sahih al Bukhari 5133
- Sahih al Bukhari 5134
- Sahih al Bukhari 5158
- Sahih Muslim 1422c
- Sahih Muslim 1422b
- Sunnah ibn Majah 1876
- Sunnah ibn Majah 1982
- Sunnah Abu Dawud 4931
- Sunnah Abu Dawud 2121
Muhammed used to put his face into Aishas crotch and recite Quran verses when she was menstruating
…’Aishah said: “The Messenger of Allah used to put his head in my lap when I was menstruating and recite Qur’an.”
Muhammad used to fondle Aisha when she was menstruating
Narrated ‘Aisha: The Prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress worn below the waist) and used to fondle me. …
Muhammad used to suck on Aishas tongue
Narrated Aisha, [Mother of the believers]: The Prophet used to kiss her and suck her tongue when he was fasting.
Muhammad French-kissed a little boy
…Then he said, ‘Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.’ Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his mouth in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!’”
Muhammad was baffled that other men were not pedophiles like him
Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah: When I got married, Allah’s Messenger said to me, “What type of lady have you married?” I replied, “I have married a matron’ He said, “Why, don’t you have a liking for the virgins and for fondling them?” Jabir also said: Allah’s Messenger said, “Why didn’t you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?’
The fact that other men are not drawn to sexually abuse children makes Muhammad flabbergasted.
Muhammad believed a woman’s silence means consent
Narrated Aisha: I said, “O Allah’s Messenger! A virgin feels shy.” He said, “Her consent is (expressed by) her silence.”
A true rape culture.
See also Rape.
Muhammad was “ridden” by tall black men all night long
Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal 3778, 3688 (Google translate), Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2861
These 3 hadiths mentions a weird story of a night excursion Muhammad took with a certain Abdullah ibn Masoud. They provide different complementary details, so I piece together the gist of the story with quotations from all 3.
So Muhammad and Abdullah go to the valley of Makkah. Muhammad draws a circle in the sand and tells Abdullah to stay inside of it, otherwise he will perish. Apparently Muhammad is expecting visitors. Abdullah obliges, but Muhammad goes outside the circle.
Along comes some men about whom Abdullah says:
some men came to me that appeared as if they were from Az-Zut (A dark people, either from North Africa or India.), both their hair and their bodies.
Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal 3778 provides this information:
they have no clothes on them They were long
So some long, naked, seemingly North African men comes along. Then what happened?
He said, “So they came and started riding the Messenger of God.” He said, “And the Prophet of God, recited to them.”
So a bunch of naked North African men meet up with Muhammad and “started riding” him? Meanwhile Muhammad is reciting Quran verses to them?
When the pillar of dawn split, they started to go
When dawn breaks they stop “riding” Muhammad and leaves.
Then the Messenger of God, may God bless him and grant him peace, came with heavy pain…from what they had ridden on.
Muhammad stumbles back to Abdullah with heavy pain from being ridden all night by long, naked North African men?
He said, “I find myself heavy,” … Then the Messenger of God, placed his head in my lap…
Poor Muhammed has been ridden so hard by the long, naked North African men that he was in pain and exhausted, falling asleep in the lap of Abdullah.
And the Messenger of Allah would snore when he slept. So while I was sitting there, and the Messenger of Allah was sleeping (with his head resting) on my thigh, there appeared some men wearing white garments, and Allah knows best just how handsome they were.
Then some other men shows up. They wear white and are apparently very handsome.
Then they said to each other: ‘We have not ever seen a slave (of Allah) who was given the likes of what this Prophet has been given.
I say… Muhammad “was given” good that night…
The white clad men starts pronouncing a parable over Muhammad while he is sleeping. Then they leave. Muhammad wakes up, declares that they were angels, and explains their parable.
But who were the long, naked, North African men who rode Muhammad all night long so that he became sore and exhausted?
Muhammad was kissing and cuddling with a man
Sunnah.com tries to fudge the wording but the Arabic says:
قَالَتِ اسْتَأْذَنَ أَبِي النَّبِيَّ صلى الله عليه وسلم فَدَخَلَ بَيْنَهُ وَبَيْنَ قَمِيصِهِ فَجَعَلَ يُقَبِّلُ وَيَلْتَزِمُ
Which translates as:
She said: My father asked permission from the Prophet, … and he came between him and his shirt and began to kiss and cuddle.
Muhammad and slavery
See also Slavery
Muhammad owned slaves
Allah’s Messenger went to his slave tailor…
Muwatta Malik book 21 hadith 25
Rifaa ibn Zayd presented a black slave boy to the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, whose name was Midam…Midam was unsaddling the camel of the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, when a stray arrow struck and killed him. The people said, ‘Good luck to him! The Garden!’ The Messenger of Allah said, ‘No! By He in whose hand my self is! The cloak which he took from the spoils on the Day of Khaybar before they were distributed will blaze with fire on him.’
Muhammad had a black slave who was killed in battle, and Muhammad said he went to hell.
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Muhammad sold slaves
Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah: A man amongst us declared that his slave would be freed after his death. The Prophet called for that slave and sold him. The slave died the same year.
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Muhammad traded black slaves
Jabir … reported: There came a slave and pledged allegiance to Allah’s Apostle on migration; [who] did not know that he was a slave. Then there came his master and demanded him back, whereupon Allah’s Apostle said: Sell him to me. And he bought him for two black slaves…
It seems the exchange rate is two black slaves for one Muslim slave.
This is from chapter 23 which heading reads:
Chapter 23: The permissibility of selling animals for animals of the same kind and of different quality
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Muhammad and violence
Muhammad had people assassinated
Allah’s Messenger sent a group of the Ansar to Abu Rafi
.Abdullah bin Atik entered his house at night and killed him while he was sleeping.
Muhammad mutilated a woman
Narrated Aisha: The Prophet cut off the hand of a lady, and that lady used to come to me, and I used to convey her message to the Prophet and she repented, and her repentance was sincere.
Muhammad stoned a woman
a woman came to the Prophet and confessed to committing fornication. He issued orders, and her garments were tightened around her (so that her private parts would not become uncovered) then he stoned her, then he offered the funeral prayer for her.
In contrast Jesus defended a woman against being stoned for adultery. (John 8:1-11)
Muhammad was a terrorist
…I have been made victorious with terror cast in the hearts of the enemy…
Muhammad tortured people to death
… So he sent people in pursuit of them, and when they were brought he had their hands and feet cut off and their eyes put out and left them to die without cauterising them to stop the flow of blood. A version says nails were driven into their eyes. Another says he ordered nails to be heated and after having them blinded with them he had them thrown out on the harra, and although they begged for water they were left to die without being given any.
These people had stolen some camels so Muhammad had their hands and feet cut off and their eyes put out with white hot nails, and then left them to die from thirst and bleeding out.
Muhammad killed children who had pubic hairs
It was narrated that ‘Atiyyah said: ‘I was among the prisoners of Quraizah; we were examined, and whoever had grown (pubic) hair was killed, and whoever had not grown hair, he was allowed to live and was not killed.”
Other things about Muhammad
Muhammad is equal to Allah in authority
Surah 33:36
When God and His Messenger have decided on a matter that concerns them, it is not fitting for any believing man or woman to claim freedom of choice in that matter: whoever disobeys God and His Messenger is far astray.
Notice that Allah and Muhammad decide on things together, and the are equal in authority.
Muhammad died a pauper
“I heard ‘Amr bin Al-Harith say: ‘I saw the Messenger of Allah and he left nothing behind except his white mule, his weapon and some land which he left as a charity.’”
Muhammad was the first Muslim
Surah 6:14
Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “Will I take any guardian other than Allah, the Originator of the heavens and the earth, Who provides for all and is not in need of provision?” Say, “I have been commanded to be the first to submit and not be one of the polytheists.”
Allah considered Muhammad the perfect example
Surah 33:21
Indeed, in the Messenger of Allah you have an excellent example for whoever has hope in Allah and the Last Day, and remembers Allah often.
And you are truly a man of outstanding character.
The death of Muhammad
How did Muhammad die?
Allah promises to cut off his aorta if he tells a lie
Had the Messenger made up something in Our Name, We would have certainly seized him by his right hand, then severed his aorta, and none of you could have shielded him ˹from Us˺!
And if he (Muhammad ﷺ) had forged a false saying concerning Us (Allah). We surely would have seized him by his right hand (or with power and might), And then We certainly would have cut off his life artery (aorta), And none of you could have withheld Us from (punishing) him…”
So Allah promises that Muhammed ever acts as a false prophet, Allah will cut off his aorta.
Muhammad eats a poisoned lamb
Narrated Abu Hurairah: …So a Jewess presented him at Khaybar with a roasted sheep which she had poisoned. The Messenger of Allah ate of it and the people also ate. He then said: Take away your hands (from the food), for it has informed me that it is poisoned. Bishr ibn al-Bara’ ibn Ma’rur al-Ansari died. So he (the Prophet) sent for the Jewess (and said to her): What motivated you to do the work you have done? She said: If you were a prophet, it would not harm you; but if you were a king, I should rid the people of you. The Messenger of Allah then ordered regarding her and she was killed. He then said about the pain of which he died: I continued to feel pain from the morsel which I had eaten at Khaybar. This is the time when it has cut off my aorta.
See also:
- Sahih al Bukhari 2617
- Sahih al Bukhari 3169
- Sahih al Bukhari 4249
- Sahih al Bukhari 5777
- Sunnah Abu Dawud 4508
- Sunnah Abu Dawud 4510
After Muhammad kills the whole male Jewish population of Khaibar, a Jewish woman offers him roasted lamb. Being arguably the dumbest person in history, Muhammad accepts it. And it turns out that it was poisoned. Some of his men died, but Muhammad was affected for a long time from the lingering poison. Notice that Muhammad is saying that the pain from the poison feels like it is cutting off his aorta.
Muhammad dies from having his aorta cut
Narrated ‘Aisha: The Prophet in his ailment in which he died, used to say, “O `Aisha! I still feel the pain caused by the food I ate at Khaibar, and at this time, I feel as if my aorta is being cut from that poison.”
…I do not think about the illness of my son except the poisoned sheep of which he had eaten with you at Khaybar. The Prophet said: And I do not think about my illness except that. This is the time when it cut off my aorta…
Muhammad eventually died from the poisoned lamb of a jewish woman, and he did so while complaining that he felt as if his aorta was being cut. This is exactly how Allah said he would die if he was a false prophet.
Notice also the poetic biblical references in that a false anti-christ prophet was killed by Allah after eating of the Lamb that came from a Jewish woman.
What was the last orders of Muhammad to his followers?
Ibn ‘Abbas said… The Prophet on his death-bed, gave three orders saying, “Expel the pagans from the Arabian Peninsula, respect and give gifts to the foreign delegates as you have seen me dealing with them.” I forgot the third (order)”…
What was that, Ibn Abbas? The last order of Muhammad wasn’t noteworthy enough to even commit to memory? But hey, at least you remembered the part about genocide, huh?
What was the last words of Muhammad?
While Jesus used his last moments to forgive his enemies, Muhammad used his last moments to curse one third of the world population.
‘A’isha and Abdullah reported: As the Messenger of Allah was about to breathe his last, he drew his sheet upon his face and when he felt uneasy, he uncovered his face and said in that very state: Let there be curse upon the Jews and the Christians that they have taken the graves of their apostles as places of worship. He in fact warned (his men) against what they (the Jews and the Christians) did.
What was the last action of Muhammad?
Sharing a toothbrush with two other people.
Aisha added, “The Prophet expired on the day of my turn in my house and he was taken unto Allah while his head was against my chest and his saliva mixed with my saliva.” ‘Aisha added, “Abdur-Rahman bin Abu Bakr came in, carrying a Siwak he was cleaning his teeth with. Allah’s Messenger looked at it and I said to him, ‘O ‘AbdurRahman! Give me this Siwak.’ So he gave it to me and I cut it, chewed it (it’s end) and gave it to Allah’s Messenger who cleaned his teeth with it while he was resting against my chest.”
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Paradise
The Islamic paradise is a very physical place where people will have sex, and eat food. But the food all tastes the same, and they will not poop, but belch out the excrement as musk.
All fruit looks the same in paradise
And give glad tidings to those who believe and do righteous deeds that they will have gardens under which rivers flow. Every time they are provided with a provision of fruit therefrom, they will say, “This is what we were provided with before,” for they will be given fruit that resemble one another. They will have purified spouses, and they will abide therein forever.
Paradise dwellers don’t poop but belch and sweat musk
I heard Allah’s Apostle as saying that the inmates of Paradise would eat and drink but would neither spit, nor pass water, nor void excrement, nor suffer catarrah. It was said: Then, what would happen with food? Thereupon he said: They would belch and sweat (and it would be over with their food), and their sweat would be that of musk and they would glorify and praise Allah as easily as you breathe.
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Paradise dwellers will have large-eyed houris
…their wives will be large-eyed maidens…
Paradise dwellers will be about 30 years old
The people of Paradise shall enter Paradise without body hair, Murd, with Kuhl on their eyes, thirty years of age or thirty-three years.
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Paradise dwellers will be 38 meters tall
…their form would be alike as one single person after the form of their father (Adam) sixty cubits tall.
60 Arabic cubits á 64cm each equals 38.4 meters.
Huge tree
The Prophet said “There is a tree in Paradise (which is so big and huge that) a rider could travel in its shade for a hundred years.
There are 7 heavens
Surah 2:29
It is He Who created for you all that is in the earth, then He turned towards the heaven and made them seven heavens…
Prayer
Looking up while praying makes you go blind
The Prophet said, “What is wrong with those people who look towards the sky during the prayer?” His talk grew stern while delivering this speech and he said, “They should stop (looking towards the sky during the prayer); otherwise their eyesight would be taken away.”
Looking up while praying turns your head into a donkey head
The Prophet said, “Isn’t he who raises his head before the Imam afraid that Allah may transform his head into that of a donkey or his figure into that of a donkey?”
Prayer is nullified by donkeys, black dogs and women
If he does not have something as high as the back of a camel saddle in front of him, then his prayer is nullified by a woman, a donkey or a black dog.”
Narrated Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people).”
Muslims pray to Muhammad
This is not part of the Quran or Hadiths but it is worth mentioning since this is part of the Tashahhud, a section of the prayer that all faithful Muslims recite five times every day. In that prayer is a section that goes:
ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكَ أَيُّهَا ٱلنَّبِيُّ وَرَحْمَةُ ٱللَّٰهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ.
as-salāmu ʿalayka ʿayyuhā n-nabīyu wa-raḥmatu -llāhi wa-barakātuhu,
“Peace be upon you, O Prophet, as well as God’s mercy and His blessings.
Notice that this is not talking about Muhammad, but to Muhammad. Muhammad is dead and gone, yet billions of times a day, people are addressing him as if he was alive and able to hear them. In other words this is a prayer directed toward Muhammad. Muslims are praying to Muhammad.
The Quran
The original Quranic manuscripts were burned
… So Uthman sent a message to Hafsa saying, “Send us the manuscripts of the Qur’an so that we may compile the Qur’anic materials in perfect copies and return the manuscripts to you.”…Uthman sent to every Muslim province one copy of what they had copied, and ordered that all the other Qur’anic materials, whether written in fragmentary manuscripts or whole copies, be burnt.
We have no way of confirming that the current Quran is uncorrupted or even the same as the message Muhammad delivered.
The Quran confirms the Bible
Surah 2: 88-91
And when there comes to them a Book from Allah, confirming what is with them… When it is said to them, “Believe in what Allah Hath sent down, “they say, “We believe in what was sent down to us:” yet they reject all besides, even if it be Truth confirming what is with them…
The Quran confirms the Bible that was available in the 7th century as being uncorrupted and coming from Allah. We have extant copies that are even 300-900 years older than the Quran, and they are identical to our modern Bibles. This disproves the idea some Muslims put forth that the Bible has been corrupted.
Proof of inspiration
Surah 2:23-24
23 If you are in doubt concerning that which We have sent down upon Our slave, then produce a chapter like it and call upon your helpers other than Allah, if you are truthful.24 But if you did not do it, and you can never do it; then beware of the Fire whose fuel will be people and stones, which is prepared for the disbelievers.
The only claim to inspiration the Quran makes is in its literary excellence, claiming no one can produce a chapter like it. But if you have read it the first thing that strikes you is that literary speaking, it is garbage. Even a mediocre poet would be able to write a chapter far more excellent than most chapters of the Quran.
The Quran is not perfectly preserved
One miraculous claim made is that the Quran has been perfectly preserved. However the Quran and Hadiths contradict this.
Allah foretold that the Quran wouldn’t be perfectly preserved
Surah 2:106
If We ever abrogate a verse or cause it to be forgotten, We replace it with a better or similar one. Do you not know that Allah is Most Capable of everything?
The Quran was corrupted even during Muhammad’s lifetime
I heard a man reciting a verse (of the Holy Qur’an) but I had heard the Prophet reciting it differently. So, I caught hold of the man by the hand and took him to Allah’s Messenger who said, “Both of you are right.”
Two chapters of the Quran were forgotten
Abu Harb b. Abu al-Aswad… We used to recite a surah which resembled in length and severity to (Surah) Bara’at. I have, however, forgotten it with the exception of this which I remember out of it:” If there were two valleys full of riches, for the son of Adam, he would long for a third valley, and nothing would fill the stomach of the son of Adam but dust.” And we used so recite a surah which resembled one of the surahs of Musabbihat, and I have forgotten it, but remember (this much) out of it:” Oh people who believe, why do you say that which you do not practise” and” that is recorded in your necks as a witness (against you) and you would be asked about it on the Day of Resurrection”
This reciter admits that they used to recite two surahs meaning it was once part of the Quran, but that they just forgot them. He remembers some fragments, but these match nothin in the Quran, proving that these surahs are gone forever. This proves the Quran has not been perfectly preserved.
Two chapters of the Quran were eaten by a sheep
It was narrated that ‘Aishah said “The Verse of stoning and of breastfeeding an adult ten times was revealed, and the paper was with me under my pillow. When the Messenger of Allah died, we were preoccupied with his death, and a tame sheep came in and ate it.”
How can the Quran be perfectly preserved when two Surah’s were literally eaten by a sheep?
Chapters of the Quran could be ordered on demand
I also said, ‘O Allah’s Messenger ! Good and bad persons visit you! Would that you ordered the Mothers of the believers to cover themselves with veils.’ So the Divine Verses of Al-Hijab (i.e. veiling of the women) were revealed.
Apparently, chapters could be requested on demand by the followers of Muhammad to suit their personal preferences. How convenient.
Denying a Quran verse is a capital offense
It was narrated from Ibn’Abbas that the Messenger of Allah said: “Whoever denies a Verse of the Qur’an, it is permissible to strike his neck (i.e., execute him)
See also Apostasy
A Christian wrote the Quran
There was a Christian who embraced Islam and read Surat-al-Baqara and Al-Imran, and he used to write (the revelations) for the Prophet. Later on he returned to Christianity again and he used to say: “Muhammad knows nothing but what I have written for him.”
At least part of the Quran was written down by, or edited by a Christian convert to Islam (and later re-convert to Christianity). He claimed to understand it better than Muhammad.
The Quran is alive and will intercede on judgment day
Recite the Qur’an, for on the Day of Resurrection it will come as an intercessor for those who recite It. Recite the two bright ones, al-Baqara and Surah Al ‘Imran, for on the Day of Resurrection they will come as two clouds or two shades, or two flocks of birds in ranks, pleading for those who recite them.
Islam teaches that the Quran is actually alive and will function as an intercessor on the day of judgment. It will come as clouds, shades, or flocks of birds, and it will speak, pleading for Muslims.
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Racism
Blacks are worth half as much
Muhammad owned and traded black slaves. The going rate was two black slaves for one Arabic slave.
See Muhammad traded black slaves.
Black people were created for hell
…“God created Adam when He created him and struck his right shoulder and brought forth his offspring white like small ants. And he struck his left shoulder and brought forth his offspring black as though they were charcoal. Then He said to the party on his right side, ‘To paradise, and I do not care’ and He said to the party in his left shoulder, ‘To hell, and I do not care’.”
According to Muhammed, white people are destined for heaven and black people are destined for hell.
Those condemned by Allah turns black
Surah 3:106-107
on a day when some faces are whitened and some faces are blackened. So as for those whose faces were blackened: “Did you deny after having attained faith?” Then taste the punishment on account of what you used to deny. And as for those whose faces were whitened—(they are) in Allah’s mercy; therein they abide.
Black people symbolize disease
…I saw in a dream a black woman with unkempt hair going out of Medina and settling at Mahai’a. I interpreted that as a symbol of the epidemic of Medina being transferred to Mahai’a…
When Muhammad sees a black woman in a dream he automatically assumes she represents an epidemic.
Turks look like their faces were hit with a hammer
The Last Hour would not come until the Muslims fight with the Turks-a people whose faces would be like hammered shields wearing clothes of hair and walking (with shoes) of hair.
Another description of Turks:
…The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Turks; people with small eyes, red faces, and flat noses. Their faces will look like shields coated with leather…
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Ethiopians have heads like raisins
“Listen and obey (your chief) even if an Ethiopian whose head is like a raisin were made your chief.”
See also Sahih al-Bukhari 7142
Muhammad didn’t like black dogs
Were it not that dogs form one of the communities, I would have commanded that they be killed. But kill those that are all black…
Black dogs are satanic
I (one of the narrators)said: “What is the difference between a black dog, a yellow one and a red one?” He said: I asked the Messenger of Allah just like you and he said:”The black dog is a shaitan.”
Rape
Captured women may be raped freely
Abu Sa’id Al Khudri said “The Apostle of Allaah sent a military expedition to Awtas on the occasion of the battle of Hunain. They met their enemy and fought with them. They defeated them and took them captives. Some of the Companions of Apostle of Allah were reluctant to have relations with the female captives because of their pagan husbands. So, Allaah the exalted sent down the Qur’anic verse “And all married women are forbidden unto you save those captives whom your right hand posses.” This is to say that they are lawful for them when they complete their waiting period.
Those captives whom your right hand posses means captives taken in war. The Muslims at this battle, horny perverts though they were, at least had the basic human decency of not raping women in front of their husbands. So this verse that Muhammad conveniently came up with makes it permissible for Muslim men to rape women that they take captive.
Also ˹forbidden are˺ married women—except ˹female˺ captives in your possession…
Impregnating rape victims is of no concern
We went out with Allah’s Messenger on the expedition to the Bi’l-Mustaliq and took captive some excellent Arab women; and we desired them, for we were suffering from the absence of our wives, (but at the same time) we also desired ransom for them. So we decided to have sexual intercourse with them but by observing [interrupted coitus]. But we said: We are doing an act whereas Allah’s Messenger is amongst us; why not ask him? So we asked Allah’s Messenger, and he said: It does not matter if you do not do it, for every soul that is to be born up to the Day of Resurrection will be born.
Not only are Muslims allowed to rape women, but can just discard them like trash and not bother about them becoming pregnant.
Salvation
How Muslims are saved on judgment day is confusing and contradictory.
Jews and Christians are also saved
Surah 2:62
The [Muslim] believers, the Jews, the Christians, and the Sabians- all those who believe in God and the Last Day and do good- will have their rewards with their Lord.
No ransom
Surah 2:48
Guard yourselves against a Day when no soul will stand in place of another, no intercession will be accepted for it, nor any ransom; nor will they be helped.
So there will be no ransom for anyone. This contradicts other sources saying that Muslims can be ransomed.
Ransomed from hell by Jews and Christians
Abu Musa’ reported that Allah’s Messenger said: When it will be the Day of Resurrection Allah would deliver to every Muslim a Jew or a Christian and say: That is your rescue from Hell-Fire.
Christianity teaches that Jesus is the perfect one who does not deserve hellfire but took this punishment in stead of those who have faith in him. Some Muslims think this is unjust saying that it’s wrong that someone should take the punishment for someone else’s sin. However here, Allah will let Jews and Christians take the punishment for the sins of Muslims. Is that just, though?
Als this implies that Jews and Christians as not sinners deserving of hell, but that Muslims are sinners deserving of hell. Otherwise, if the Jews and Christians were already in hell, the exchange could not be made.
The Quran will come and intercede
See The Quran is alive and will intercede on judgment day. It will come as a flock of birds and convince Allah to have mercy on those who read it.
Muhammad can save
The Prophet said, “Whoever guarantees me what is between his legs and what is between his jaws, I guarantee him Paradise.”
Muhammad can NOT save
Allah’s Messenger got up and said, “O people of Quraish! Save yourselves from the Hellfire as I cannot save you from Allah’s Punishment; O Bani Abd Manaf! I cannot save you from Allah’s Punishment, O Safiya, the Aunt of Allah’s Messenger! I cannot save you from Allah’s Punishment; O Fatima bint Muhammad! Ask me anything from my wealth, but I cannot save you from Allah’s Punishment.”
The black stone will intercede
The Messenger of Allah said about the Black Stone: “By Allah! Allah will raise it on the Day of Resurrection with two eyes by which it sees and a tongue that it speaks with, testifying to whoever touched it in truth.”
So Allah does not know who have and have not touched it?
The fact that “the black stone” is broken into 8 pieces held together by glue is also a big problem since there really is no black stone. Are the 8 pieces going to join together? Or are they going to each get a set of eyes and mouth?
Muhammad will intercede for those dying in Medina
the Prophet said: “Whoever is able to die in Al-Madinah, then let him die there, for I will intercede for those who die
Invading India or being Christian ensures salvation
The Messenger of Allah said: ‘There are two groups of my Ummah whom Allah will free from the Fire: The group that invades India, and the group that will be with ‘Isa bin Maryam, peace be upon him.’”
Memorizing 99 names ensures salvation
Allah’s Messenger said, “Allah has ninety-nine Names, one-hundred less one; and he who memorized them all by heart will enter Paradise.”
Satan
Bells are Satanic
The bell is the musical instrument of the Satan.
Funny since in Sahih al Bukhari 2 Muhammad says that his revelations were often like the ringing of a bell, so you don’t have to wonder about it’s true source.
Al-Harith bin Hisham asked Allah’s Messenger “O Allah’s Messenger! How is the Divine Inspiration revealed to you?” Allah’s Messenger replied, “Sometimes it is (revealed) like the ringing of a bell, this form of Inspiration is the hardest of all and then this state passes off after I have grasped what is inspired.
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Donkeys are Satan detectors
When you hear the braying of a donkey, then seek refuge in Allah from Shaitan, for, verily, it has seen a Shaitan.
Satan farts to not hear the call to prayer
When Satan hears the call to prayer, he turns back and breaks the wind so as not to hear the call being made…
Satan sleeps in your nostrils
The Prophet said, “If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night.
Allah’s Messenger said: “When one of you wakes up from his sleep, he must blow of his nose three times, for the Satan spends the night inside one’s nostrils”
Satan pisses in your ear
Narrated ‘Abdullah: A person was mentioned before the Prophet and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”
Yawning is Satanic
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, “Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: ‘Ha’, Satan will laugh at him.”
Allah loves the sneeze and He dislikes the Yawn, so when a man says Ah, Ah when yawning, indeed Ash-Shaitan laughs from inside his opening.
Night prayers ensures satanic possession
Once Allah’s Messenger became sick and could not offer his night prayer (Tahajjud) for two or three nights. Then a lady (the wife of Abu Lahab) came and said, “O Muhammad! I think that your Satan has forsaken you, for I have not seen him with you for two or three nights!”
So by avoiding praying the night prayer for two or three nights, Satan left Muhammad for those two or three nights. That means that praying the night prayer means Satan will come to oppress you.
Satan can’t open lids
Cover up the (kitchen) containers (i.e., pots, pans, etc.), tie up the mouth of the water-skin, lock up the doors and extinguish the lamps, because Satan can neither untie the water-skin nor open the door nor uncover the containers.
Science
The coccyx does not decay
There is nothing of the human body that does not decay except one bone; that is the little bone at the end of the coccyx of which the human body will be recreated on the Day of Resurrection.
I’m pretty sure it does, eventually.
The earth existed before space
Surah 2:29
He is the One Who created everything in the earth for you. Then He turned towards the heaven, forming it into seven heavens.
The earth is flat
Allah has laid the earth out as a carpet for you,
The sky can fall down
Surah 23:65
He keeps the heavens from falling down on the earth without His permission
Sperm comes from between the backbone and the ribs
Surah 86:6-7
˹They were˺ created from a spurting fluid, stemming from between the backbone and the ribcage.
The sun sets in a muddy spring
Until, when he reached the setting of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and he found a people at it. We said, “O Thulqarnayn, either you will torment them or you will take to yourself towards them a fair way.”
The sun might rise from the west
the Prophet said, “O Abu Dharr! Do you know where this (sun) goes?” I said, “Allah and His Apostle know best.” He said, “It goes and asks permission to prostrate, and it is allowed, and (one day) it, as if being ordered to return whence it came, then it will rise from the west.”
What determines if a child looks like its mother or father?
If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and gets discharge first, the child will resemble the father, and if the woman gets discharge first, the child will resemble her.
‘The man’s water is thick and white, and the woman’s water is thin and yellow. Whichever of them comes first, the child will resemble (that parent).’”
The urine of boys and girls are different
…He said, “This is because the urine of the boy is of water and clay, but the urine of the girl is of flesh and blood.”…
Non-Muslims eats in seven intestines, Muslims in one
Apparently belief or disbelief in Islam changes the number of intestines you have.
…a non-Muslim eats in seven intestines whereas a Muslim eats in one intestine.
See also:
Sunan Ibn Majah 3256 Sunan Ibn Majah 3257 Sunan Ibn Majah 3258
Gestation
Allah’s Messenger, the truthful and truly-inspired, said, “Each one of you collected in the womb of his mother for forty days, and then turns into a clot for an equal period (of forty days) and turns into a piece of flesh for a similar period (of forty days) and then … the soul is breathed into him.
This description of gestation is entirely unscientific. A fetus does not go through three forty day periods of being
Mosquito wings carry both diseases and cures
The Prophet said “If a house fly falls in the drink of anyone of you, he should dip it (in the drink) and take it out, for one of its wings has a disease and the other has the cure for the disease.”
Sex slaves
See also amuhammad and sex, Rape, Women.
Muslims men can have sex slaves
Surah 4:3
If you fear you might fail to give orphan women their ˹due˺ rights ˹if you were to marry them˺, then marry other women of your choice—two, three, or four. But if you are afraid you will fail to maintain justice, then ˹content yourselves with˺ one or those ˹bondwomen˺ in your possession.
The footnote on quran.com says “A bondwoman is a female slave that a man owned either through purchase or taking her captive in war”.
A muslim man can freely use his female slaves for sex.
Surah 33:50
O Prophet! We have made lawful for you your wives to whom you have paid their ˹full˺ dowries as well as those ˹bondwomen˺ in your possession, whom Allah has granted you… We have ordained for the believers in relation to their wives and those ˹bondwomen˺ in their possession.
“Made lawful” means that he can have sex with female slaves.
Surah 23:5-6; 70:29-30
[Sucessful are the believers…] those who guard their chastity except with their wives or those [bondswomen] in their possession, for then they are free from blame
This passage says that a muslim should be chaste except with their wives (plural) or “those their right hand posesses”, which would be women they have taken captive in war or bought as slaves. It’s allowed for muslim men to have slaves that they have sex with and these slave women can not refuse them.
Surah 4:24
Also ˹forbidden are˺ married women—except ˹female˺ captives in your possession.
They’re not allowed to have sex with married women except if these married women have been captured in battle. Then it is allowed to have sex with these married women.
Sin
Allah predetermines adultery
Verily Allah has fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in, and which he of necessity must commit.
A man who commits adultery is really only doing the will of Allah, and has no choice in it.
Who forgives sins?
Only Allah forgives sins
Surah 3:135
They are those who, upon committing an evil deed or wronging themselves, remember Allah and seek forgiveness for their sins—and who forgives sins except Allah?
But Muhammad also forgives sins
Surah 46:31
Our people, respond to the one who calls you to God. Believe in Him: He will forgive you your sins and protect you from a painful torment.’
Slavery
See also Muhammad and slavery, Sex slaves
Runaway slaves lack protection
If any slave runs away protection does not apply to him.
Compare to the Mosaic law in Deuteronomy 23:15-16:
“You shall not give up to his master a slave who has escaped from his master to you. He shall dwell with you, in your midst, in the place that he shall choose within one of your towns, wherever it suits him. You shall not wrong him.
Gifting slaves is better than freeing them
Maimuna bint Harith reported that she set free a slave-girl during the lifetime of the Messenger of Allah and she made a mention of that to the Messenger of Allah and he said: Had you given her to your maternal uncles, you would have a greater reward.
Black slaves are worth half of Arab slaves
See Muhammad traded black slaves, Racism.
Unbelievers
Befriending non-muslims
Surah 3:28
Believers should not take disbelievers as allies instead of the believers—and whoever does so will have nothing to hope for from Allah—unless it is a precaution against their tyranny.
Surah 5:51
You who believe, do not take the Jews and Christians as allies:they are allies only to each other. Anyone who takes them as an ally becomes one of them- God does not guide such wrongdoers
Think you have a Muslim friend? Think again. Muslims are not allowed to be your friend, but will only pretend to be friendly to deceive.
Violence
See also Jihad, Muhammad and violence, Rape.
Allah likes terrorists more than peaceful Muslims
Surah 4:95
Those believers who stay at home—except those with valid excuses1—are not equal to those who strive in the cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives.…
Fighting is obligatory
Surah 2:216
Fighting has been made obligatory upon you ˹believers˺, though you dislike it. Perhaps you dislike something which is good for you and like something which is bad for you. Allah knows and you do not know.
Apparently Allah thinks violence is good for humans.
Not fighting for Islam is punished with hell
Surah 8:15-16
O believers! When you face the disbelievers in battle, never turn your backs to them. And whoever does so on such an occasion—unless it is a manoeuvre or to join their own troops—will earn the displeasure of Allah, and their home will be Hell. What an evil destination!
A Muslim who chickens out and turns his back on a disbeliever will go to hell.
The penalty for resisting Islam
Surah 5:33
Indeed, the penalty for those who wage war against Allah and His Messenger and spread mischief in the land is death, crucifixion, cutting off their hands and feet on opposite sides, or exile from the land. This ˹penalty˺ is a disgrace for them in this world, and they will suffer a tremendous punishment in the Hereafter.
In case you wage war against Islam, for example by exposing what a horrible ideology it is, your punishment is death, crucifixion, cutting off their hands and feet on opposite sides, or exile from the land and then to burn in hell for all eternity.
Terrorizing and killing unbelievers
Surah 3:151-152
We will throw terror into the hearts of those who have denied because they associated with Allah (partners) for which He bestowed from on high no authority. And their shelter is the Fire, and how miserable is the dwelling of the unjust! And very truly Allah fulfilled His promise to you as you killed them by His permission, until when you faltered and disagreed with each other about the matter and disobeyed after He had shown you what you love: …
Allah will use terror against unbelievers. By what method? By Muslims killing them by His permission. And then Allah will burn them in the Fire forever. But is this a coincidence? No, if a Muslims had a shred of humanity and faltered and disagreed with each other about the matter whether terrorism is good, Allah sees that as them having disobeyed him.
“Kill unbelievers wherever you find them”
Surah 4:89
They wish you would disbelieve as they have disbelieved, so you may all be alike. So do not take them as allies unless they emigrate in the cause of Allah. But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them, and do not take any of them as allies or helpers,
Do not befriend unbelievers but seize them and kill them wherever you find them.
Surah 4:91
You will find others who wish to be safe from you and their own people. Yet they cannot resist the temptation ˹of disbelief or hostility˺. If they do not keep away, offer you peace, or refrain from attacking you, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them. We have given you full permission over such people.
If someone just wants to be safe from Islam and just want to live their life in peace and not be bothered, then seize them and kill them too.
Behead enemies
Thus, when you encounter those who have denied, strike at their necks. Then when you have subjugated them, bind them firmly…
Behead unbelievers
Surah 8:12
… I will cast horror into the hearts of the disbelievers. So strike their necks and strike their fingertips.”
Ever wondered why Islamic terrorists behead their victims? It’s by the book.
Plundering is ok if no one is watching
… when a robber robs and the people look at him, then he is not a believer at the time of doing it.…
…the plunderer, at the time he is plundering with the people looking on, is not a believer.
“Whoever plunders openly is not one of us.”
So plundering only makes a Muslim a nonbeliever under the condition that they do it openly when someone is watching. If it’s done in secret it’s no problem.
Weird or miscellaneous
“The eyes are the leather strap of the anus”
The Messenger of Allah said: The eyes are the leather strap of the anus, so one who sleeps should perform ablution.
Also:
Instructions on sandal straps
…”When one of you breaks his sandal-strap, he should not walk in his other sandal until it is mended.”
Moses had his clothes stolen by a stone
…once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, “My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone!…
Unbelievers visiting a mosque will go to hell
Surah 9:17-18
Never was it befitting for the polytheists to attend Allah’s mosques while professing their denial. Those—their deeds were nullified, and in the Fire they abide.Surely, Allah’s mosques can only be attended by one who has attained faith in Allah…
Muslims living abroad goes to hell
Surah 4:97
When the angels seize the souls of those who have wronged themselves — scolding them, “What was wrong with you?” they will reply, “We were oppressed in the land.” The angels will respond, “Was Allah’s earth not spacious enough for you to emigrate?” It is they who will have Hell as their home—what an evil destination!
When muslims who live outside of Islamic countries (i.e. them being opressed in the land) die, the angel of death will scold them for not living in an Islamic country (i.e. Allah’s earth), and send them to hell.
Snakes in houses may be demons who converted to islam
This teaching is spread out over many Hadiths, but pieced together the gist is:
Muhammad said that you should kill snakes outside, but if you find a snake inside your house you shouldn’t kill it right away. The story goes that a young man found a snake in his house and pierced it with his spear, but it attacked and killed him. People asked Muhammad to pray that he be resurrected but he said that snakes found in houses are jinns (demons) and that some jinns have accepted Islam and become Muslims. So if you find a snake in your house it could be a fellow Muslim, and therefore you should command it to not hurt you but to leave for three days. If it doesn’t obey by the fourth day, it’s a devil and you should kill it.
See:
Full story of the young man and the snake.
Muhammad said to kill specific snakes…
…but to not kill snakes in houses…
- Sahih al-Bukhari 3312, 3313
- Sahih Muslim 2233 d
- Sahih Muslim 2233 e”
- Sahih Muslim 2233 f
- Sahih Muslim 2233 g
- Muwatta Malik 54:31
…because snakes in houses are jinn…
…and some snake jinn embraced Islam…
…therefore they should just tell snakes to not harm them and leave.
A deathbed convert couldn’t be buried
…[In battle, a] man … attacked an idolator man with a spear, and when he was defeated he said: “I bear witness that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah, I am a Muslim.” But he stabbed him and killed him…We buried him, but the following morning he was on the surface of the earth. They said: “Perhaps an enemy of his disinterred him.” So we buried him (again) and told our slaves to stand guard. But the following morning he was on the surface of the earth again then we said: ‘Perhaps the slaves dozed off.’ So we buried him (again) and stood guard ourselves, but the following morning he was on the surface of the earth (again). So we threw him into one of these mountain passes.’”
Apparently it was impossible to keep this deathbed convert in the ground, so they did the only sensible thing and threw him into one of these mountain passes. As you do.
Don’t sit between the sun and shade
the Prophet forbade sitting between the shade and sun.
Relieve sexual awkwardness by suckling breasts
A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Salim, the freed slave of Abu Hadhaifa, lived with him and his family in their house. She (i. e. the daughter of Suhail came to Allah’s Apostle and said: Salim has attained (puberty) as men attain, and he understands what they understand, and he enters our house freely, I, however, perceive that something (rankles) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa, whereupon Allah’s Apostle said to her: Suckle him and you would become unlawful for him, and (the rankling) which Abu Hudhaifa feels in his heart will disappear. She returned and said: So I suckled him, and what (was there) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa disappeared.
So her slave boy is becoming an adult, and her husband is bothered that a young man is spending time with his wife because of the sexual awkwardness. She asks Muhammad what to do. So what is the solution proposed by Muhammad? “Let the horny young boy suck on your breasts, and that will make the situation less sexually awkward.”
Women
See also Sex slaves, Rape
Wife beating allowed
Surah 4:34
Men stand caretakers of women since Allah has made some of them excel the others, and because they have spent of their wealth., So, the righteous women are obedient, guarding in absence with the protection given by Allah. As for women whose disobedience you fear, convince them, and leave them apart in beds, and beat them. Then, if they obey you, do not seek a way against them. Surely, Allah is the Highest, the Greatest.
This is if a man even only fears his wife would be disobedient.
Never ask why a man beats his wife
It was narrated that Ash’ath bin Qais said: “I was a guest (at the home) of ‘Umar one night, and in the middle of the night he went and hit his wife, and I separated them. When he went to bed he said to me: ‘O Ash’ath, learn from me something that I heard from the Messenger of Allah” A man should not be asked why he beats his wife…
Are also Musnad Ahmad 122
No women has it worse than Muslim women
Rifa’a divorced his wife whereupon AbdurRahman bin Az-Zubair Al-Qurazi married her. Aisha said that the lady came, wearing a green veil and complained to her (Aisha) of her husband and showed her a green spot on her skin caused by beating. It was the habit of ladies to support each other, so when Allah’s Messenger came, Aisha said, “I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women. Look! Her skin is greener than her clothes!”…
Even Aisha, the “mother of the believers”, admits that no women are treated as poorly as Muslim women. This muslima was beaten so severely that her bruises were greener than her green veil.
Women are to be plowed like a field
Surah 2:223
Your wives are your fields, so plow into your fields whichever way you like
Wives must always be ready to please their husbands
No woman can fulfill her duty towards Allah until she fulfills her duty towards her husband. If he asks her (for intimacy) even if she is on her camel saddle, she should not refuse.
Pedophilia encouraged
Surah 65:4
Context from Surah 65:1:
O Prophet! ˹Instruct the believers:˺ When you intend to˺ divorce women, then divorce them with concern for their waiting period…
There’s a waiting period a divorced woman has to wait before she can remarry.
As for your women past the age of menstruation, in case you do not know, their waiting period is three months, and those who have not menstruated as well. As for those who are pregnant, their waiting period ends with delivery. And whoever is mindful of Allah, He will make their matters easy for them.
This means men are allowed to marry and divorce prepubescent girls.
Most people in hell are women
Allah’s Messenger … passed by the women and said, “O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women).” …
The reason for this is because Allah created women to have menstruation, meaning they can’t pray and fast as much.
See also:
Women are “deficient in intelligence”
I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence … than you.… The women asked… “What is deficient in our intelligence…?” He said, “Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?” They replied in the affirmative. He said, “This is the deficiency in her intelligence.”
See also Sahih al Bukhari 2658
The testimony of a woman is worth half that of a man
Surah 2:282
Call upon two of your men to witness. If two men cannot be found, then one man and two women of your choice will witness—so if one of the women forgets the other may remind her.
[Muhammad] said, “Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?”
In Islam, women are considered to be half as intelligent and trustworthy as a man, therefore if two men can not be found to witness the contract, one man and two women would suffice. Apparently women are so unreliable that they need to remind one another what to say.
See also Sahih al Bukhari 2658
Women are “deficient in religion”
I have not seen anyone more deficient in … religion than you. … Isn’t it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses? … This is the deficiency in her religion.
See also Sahih al Bukhari 2658
So since women can’t pray or fast during their period, they are seen as deficient. Therefore “most people in hell are women” But it is Allah who made women that way, so it is Allah’s fault if this would be the case. What an absolute arsehole.
Women are equal to donkeys and dogs
Narrated Aisha: The things which annul the prayers were mentioned before me. They said, “Prayer is annulled by a dog, a donkey and a woman (if they pass in front of the praying people).” I said, “You have made us (i.e. women) dogs.
See also:
Women are cursed for plucking their eyebrows, getting tattoos, or orthodontics
Ibn Mas’ud (May Allah be pleased with him) said: Allah has cursed those women who practise tattooing and those women who have themselves tattooed, and those women who get their hair removed from their eyebrows and faces (except the beard and the mustache), and those who make artificial spaces between their teeth for beauty, whereby they change Allah’s creation.
In Islam, murdering people, lying, and raping children are allowed, but if a woman plucks her eyebrows she is cursed?
Women are a source of trouble
The Messenger of Allah said, “There is no infection and no evil omen; but if there is anything (that may be a source of trouble) then it could be a house, a horse, and a woman.”
Women are devils
God’s Messenger [said], “A woman advances in the form of a devil and retires in the form of a devil.